短篇英语笑话带翻译
短篇带翻译一: Wife: Bill, the man in that house opposite always kisses his wife when he leaves in the morning and he kisses her again when he comes back in the evening. Why don't you do that too?Husband: Well, I don't know her very well yet. 妻子:比尔,住在对面那所房子的那个男人早上出门前总要吻一下妻子,晚上回来时再吻一下,你为什么不那样做呢?丈夫:哦,我跟她还不是很熟。 短篇英语笑话带翻译二: The housewife answered the phone and listened with relief to the voice in her ear. "How are you, dear? What kind of day are you having?" "Oh, mom, the baby won't eat, the washing machine is broke, I've not been able to get out of the house to shop, I twisted my ankle and have been hobbling around. On top of that, the house is a mess and we're supposed to have two couples over for dinner tonight." "Now dear, just stay calm. Sit down, relax, close your eyes, and I'll be over in 1/2 hour. I'll do the shopping, clean up the house, and cook your dinner for you. I'll take care of the baby when I get there and call a repairman I know who'll get the washing machine fixed. In fact, I'll call George at the office and tell him he ought to come home and help out for once." "George? Who's George?" "Why, that's your husband, dear." "Mom, I don't have a husband." "Is this 234-5678?" "Uh, no, it's not. I think you have a wrong number." The housewife paused. "Uhhh, does this mean you're not coming over?" 短篇英语笑话带翻译三: Once a blonde went to the library to get a book. A few days later, she returns and says tolibrarian(图书管理员) at the counter, "This book was very boring. It had too many characters and too many numbers, so I would like to return it."The librarian says to the other librarian, "So here is the person who took our phone book!"类似笑话
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