英语笑话逗趣笑翻你

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　　英语笑话逗趣笑翻你(一)

　　母亲最知情

　　Conversation between mother and child:

　　以下是毋亲和孩子的对话:

　　"Can I have a chocolate-chip cookie?"

　　“我能吃块巧克力甜饼吗?”

　　"How do you ask?"

　　“你怎么说话呢?”

　　"May I have a chocolate-chip cookie?"

　　“您能让我吃块巧克力甜饼吗?"

　　"What do you say?"

　　“你说什么?”

　　"May I please have a chocolate-chip cookie?"

　　“请您允许我吃块巧克力甜饼吧?”

　　"No. It's too close to supper."

　　“不行，马止就要吃晚饭了。”

　　英语笑话逗趣笑翻你(二)

　　During the computer class, the teacher chastised one boy for talkingto the girl sitting behind him.

　　"I was just asking her a question, " the boy said.

　　"If you have a question, ask me," the teacher replied.

　　"OK," the boy answered. "Do you want to go out with me Friday night?"

　　计算机课上，老师批评一个男生，因为他和后边的'女生说话。

　　“我只不过问她一个问题。”男生说。

　　“如果你有问题，问我好了。”老师说道。

　　“那好吧，”这个男生说，“周五晚上你愿意和我一起出去吗?”

　　英语笑话逗趣笑翻你(三)

　　One day a visitor from the city came to a small rural area to drive around the country roads, see how the farms looked, and perhaps to see how farmers earned their living. The city man saw a farmer in his yard, holding a pig up in his hands, and lifting it so that the pig could eat apples from an apple tree. The city man said to the farmer," I see that your pig likes apples, but isn"t that quite a waste of time?" The farmer replied," What"s time to a pig?"

　　一天，有一个城市里的游客来到一个小乡村，在乡间路上开着车，想看看农庄是什么样子，也想看看农夫怎样种田过日子。这位城里人看见一位农夫在宅后的草地上，手中抱着一头猪，并把它举得高高的，好让它能够吃到树上的苹果。城里人对农夫说，"我看你的猪挺喜欢吃苹果的，但是，这不是很浪费时间吗?"那位农夫回答说，"时间对猪有什么意义?"