短英语笑话大全 爆笑

　　短大全 爆笑一：

　　In a cinema, a lady turned round and said to the giggling schoolgirls behind her: "Do you mind, I'm trying to watch the film.""In that case," said one of them, "you're facing the wrong way."

　　短英语笑话大全 爆笑二：

　　Boyfriend: I'm not rich and don't have a yacht or convertible(敞篷车) like Harry,but I love you, dear.Girlfriend: I love you, too. But tell me more about Harry.

　　短英语笑话大全 爆笑三：

　　A pretty young lady went to cash a check at a bank. The teller examined it, then asked, "Can you identify yourself?""Looking puzzled, the girl dipped into her handbag and pulled out a small mirror. She glanced into it for a moment, then smiled, "Yes, it's me all right."