三字经英语笑话

　　人之初 ： At the begining of life.

　　性本善 ： Sex is good.

　　性相近 ： Basically,all the sex are same.

　　习相远 ： But it depends on how the way you do it.

　　苟不教 ： If you do not practise all the time.

　　性乃迁 ： Sex will leave you..

　　教之道 ： The way of learning it

　　贵以专 ： is very important to make love with only one person.

　　昔孟母 ： Once a great mother, Mrs Meng

　　择邻处 ： chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.

　　子不学 ： If you don”t study hard,

　　断机 ： Your Dick will become useless.

　　窦燕山 ： Dou, the Famous

　　有义方 ： owned a very effective exciting medicine

　　教五子 ： All his five son took it

　　名俱扬 ： and their sexual ability were well-kown.

　　养不教 ： If your children don”t know how to do it,

　　父之过 ： It is all your fault.

　　教不严 ： If they had lots of problems with it,

　　师之惰 ： their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.

　　子不学 ： You may refuse to study this

　　非所宜 ： but that is a real mistake

　　幼不学 ： If you don”t learn it in childhood,

　　老何为 ： you will lose your ability when aged

　　玉不琢 ： If you don”t exercise your dick,

　　不成器 ： It won”t become hard and strong.

　　人不学 ： If you don”t learn sex,

　　不知义 ： You can by no means enjoy its sweetness.