三字经英语笑话
人之初 ： At the begining of life. 性本善 ： Sex is good. 性相近 ： Basically,all the sex are same. 习相远 ： But it depends on how the way you do it. 苟不教 ： If you do not practise all the time. 性乃迁 ： Sex will leave you.. 教之道 ： The way of learning it 贵以专 ： is very important to make love with only one person. 昔孟母 ： Once a great mother, Mrs Meng 择邻处 ： chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence. 子不学 ： If you don”t study hard, 断机 ： Your Dick will become useless. 窦燕山 ： Dou, the Famous 有义方 ： owned a very effective exciting medicine 教五子 ： All his five son took it 名俱扬 ： and their sexual ability were well-kown. 养不教 ： If your children don”t know how to do it, 父之过 ： It is all your fault. 教不严 ： If they had lots of problems with it, 师之惰 ： their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. 子不学 ： You may refuse to study this 非所宜 ： but that is a real mistake 幼不学 ： If you don”t learn it in childhood, 老何为 ： you will lose your ability when aged 玉不琢 ： If you don”t exercise your dick, 不成器 ： It won”t become hard and strong. 人不学 ： If you don”t learn sex, 不知义 ： You can by no means enjoy its sweetness.