One day women's dresses were on sale at a department store. A dignified middle-aged man decided to pick a dress for his wife, but soon he found himself being battered by frantic women.
一天,一家百货公司的女装大减价,一位高贵的中年男士想给他的太太挑选一件女装。但是,没过多久,他就发现自己已被疯狂的女人们撞得踉踉跄跄。He stood it as long as he could; then, with head lowered and arms flailing, he plowed through the crowd.他竭力地忍耐着。后来,他低下头,挥舞双臂,挤过人群。"You there!" challenged a thrilling voice. "Can't you act like a gentleman?"“你干嘛?”有人尖声叫道,“你难道不能表现得像一位绅士吗?”"Listen," he said. "I have been acting like a gentleman for an hour. From now on, I am acting like a lady."“听着,”他说。“我已经像绅士一样表现了一个小时了。从现在起,我要表现得像一位女士。”类似笑话
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