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中学生英语小笑话

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中学生英语小笑话

  中学生英语一:

  Isn’t it wonderful?

  "What are you so happy about?"a woman asked the 98-year-old man.

  "I broke a mirror," he replied.

  "But that means seven years of bad luck."

  "I know." he said, beaming,"Isn’t it wonderful?"

  中学生英语小笑话二:

  "My family is just like a nation," Mr. Brown told his colleague. "My

  wife is the minister of finance, my mother-in-law is the minister of war,

  and my daughter is foreign secretary."

  "Sounds interesting, " his colleague replied. "And what is your

  position?"

  "I’m the people. All I do is pay."

  中学生英语小笑话三:

  Teacher: Would you rather have one half of an orange or five tenths?

  Gerald: I’d much rather have the half.

  Teacher: Think carefully, and tell me why.

  Gerald: Because you lose too much juice when you cut the orange into five tenths.

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