中学生英语小笑话
中学生英语一: Isn’t it wonderful? "What are you so happy about?"a woman asked the 98-year-old man. "I broke a mirror," he replied. "But that means seven years of bad luck." "I know." he said, beaming,"Isn’t it wonderful?" 中学生英语小笑话二: "My family is just like a nation," Mr. Brown told his colleague. "My wife is the minister of finance, my mother-in-law is the minister of war, and my daughter is foreign secretary." "Sounds interesting, " his colleague replied. "And what is your position?" "I’m the people. All I do is pay." 中学生英语小笑话三: Teacher: Would you rather have one half of an orange or five tenths? Gerald: I’d much rather have the half. Teacher: Think carefully, and tell me why. Gerald: Because you lose too much juice when you cut the orange into five tenths.