英语笑话 Jokesabouttheelderly

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　　OLD ACADEMICS never die, they just lose their faculties

　　OLD ACCOUNTANTS never die, they just lose their balance

　　OLD ACCOUNTS never die, they are deleted

　　OLD ACTORS never die, they just drop a part

　　OLD ALCAHOLICS/DRUG ADDICTS never die, they just get wasted

　　OLD ANTHROpOLOGISTS never die, they just become history

　　OLD ARCHERS never die, they just bow and quiver

　　OLD ARCHITECTS never die, they just lose their structures

　　OLD ASSETS never die, they just depreciate

　　OLD ASTRONAUTS never die, they just go to another world

　　OLD ATOMS never die, they just decay

　　OLD BANKERS never die, they just lose interest

　　OLD BANKERS never die, they just want to be a loan

　　OLD BASEBALL pLAYERS never die, they just go batty

　　OLD BASEBALL pLAYERS never die, they just run their last lap