英语里的冷人幽默

　　导语：笑一笑好运来，快来看几个笑话一起笑笑吧!下面YJBYS小编就为大家整理了英语里的冷人幽默，希望对大家有所帮助，欢迎阅读!

　　

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1 　Q: Why won’t the elephant use the computer?

　　A: He’s afraid of the mouse!

　　(鼠标和老鼠的英文皆为mouse)

　　

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2　Q: Which are the stronger days of the week?

　　A: Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.

　　(week和weak同音)

　　

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3　Q: Which runs faster, hot or cold?

　　A: Hot. Everyone can catch a cold.

　　(catch有抓住的意思，catch a cold是感冒的意思)

　　

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4　Q: How did the soldier fit his tank in his house?

　　A: It was a fish tank.

　　(tank有坦克的意思，而fish tank则意为鱼缸)

　　

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5　Q: Where do cows go on dates?

　　A: MOOOOvies

　　(date是约会的意思，Moo为牛叫声，movie则是电影院的意思)

　　

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6　Q: What kind of snack do you have during a scary movie?

　　A: I scream (ice cream).

　　(ice cream意为冰淇淋，两者发音相似)