五个英语小笑话

　　一男养一猪,特烦它,就想把它给扔了,但是此猪认得回家的路,扔了好多次都没有成功.某日,此人驾车弃猪,当晚打电话给他的妻子问：“猪归否?”其妻曰：“归矣.”男非常气愤,大吼道：“快让它接电话,我迷路了.”

　　A man raising a pig,especially annoying it,want it to throw it away,but the pigs know the way home,throw several times without success.One day,the man driving abandoned pig,night to call his wife asked:" whether to the pig?" His wife said:" to carry on." Angry men,big growl:" let it answer the phone,I'm lost."

　　昨天和一同学聊最近小三猖獗.他说他有一次在他爸爸的手机里有一个人的名字存储为老婆,但是号码不是他妈妈.背着父亲战战兢兢回过去,发现是一位大叔.他最后自我劝慰说,可能有人姓婆吧.

　　Yesterday and a classmate in recent three rampant.He said that he had a time in his father's mobile phone in the name of a person is stored as a wife,but not his mother.他大惊,He was carrying his father back,trembling with fear,discovery is an uncle.He consoled himself last,may have the surname Po.

　　有天晚上从学校外面的'网吧出来,因为结了冰,不小心脚一滑,在即将摔倒的时候,我拉住了一个经过的男生并且惊叫了一声：“妈呀!”结果那男生结结巴巴的说了一句：“你,你,你认错人了.”就匆匆走了..

　　One day in the evening from outside the school Internet bar comes out,because the ice,accidentally slipped,in the fall,I pulled by a boy and screamed:" omg!"Results the boys hesitating in speaking to say:" you,you,you." Left in a hurry..

　　一个人生病了去打点滴,因为赶时间他加快点滴的速度,医生看到了就调慢了,医生走了他又调快了.医生叫他不要调快但是他不听,医生生气道：“真赶时间,那你喝了吧”.

　　A man ill to drip,because in a hurry he accelerated the intravenous drip speed,the doctor saw the transfer is slow,the doctor came and he transferred quickly.The doctor told him not to fast but he did not,the doctor gets angry:" really pressed for time,you drink it".

　　明天公司内部考核,我和一互有好感的女同事.我：我要去参加比赛了,给点儿精神上的鼓励吧!MM：一个内部比赛瞎激动什么,再说我也不会精神上的鼓励,就会肉体的.我：你...怎么突然对我这么好...MM：想什么美事儿呢,你要过不去,我就抽死你.

　　Tomorrow the company internal examination,and I liked each other female colleagues.I:I want to join the game,give some spiritual encouragement!MM:an inner race blind excited,say I will not spiritual encouragement,will the body.I:you...How suddenly so good to me ...MM:what good things,you have to go through,I will take you to death.