英语笑话故事2014

　　英语2014：Humoraboutretirement

　　OLD FOOTBALL pLAYERS never die, they just go to the end zone

　　OLD FOOTBALLERS never die, they just kick the bucket

　　OLD FORESTERS never die, they just pine away

　　OLD FRIDGE REpAIRMEN never die, they just blow their cool

　　OLD FROGS never die, they just croak

　　OLD FRUIT never die, it just pear-ishes

　　OLD GARAGEMEN never die, they just retire

　　OLD GEOLOGISTS never die, they just recrystalize

　　OLD GHOST TOWNS never die, they become desolate

　　OLD GOLFERS never die, they just lose their drive

　　OLD GRApHIC ARTISTS never die, they just de-rez

　　OLD GYMNASTS never die, they just take longer to mount

　　OLD HAMS never die, they just get grounded

　　OLD HARDWARE ENGINEERS never die, they just cache in their chips

　　OLD HELSINKI TOURISTS never die, they just vanish into Finn Air

　　故事2014：JokesAbouttheElderly

　　OLD ELECTRICIANS never die, they just do it until it Hz

　　OLD ELECTRICIANS never die, they just lose contact

　　OLD ENERGIZER BUNNIES never die, they go on, and on, and on...

　　OLD ENGINEERS never die, they just lose their bearings

　　OLD ENGLISH MAJORS do it with Strunk and White

　　OLD ENVIRONMENTALISTS never die, they are just recycled

　　OLD ESKIMOES never die, they just get cold feet

　　OLD ESKIMOES never die, they just go cold

　　OLD EXORCISTS never die, they just give up the ghost

　　OLD FARMERS never die, they just go to seed

　　OLD FARMERS never die, they just spade away

　　OLD FATHERS never die, they just become grandfathers

　　OLD FISHERMEN never die, their rods just go limp

　　OLD FISHERMEN never die, they just get reel tired

　　OLD FISHERMEN never die, they just smell that way

　　英语笑话故事2014：FlyingnearAthens

　　As the plane was flying low over some hills near Athens, a lady asked the stewardess: "What‘s that stuff on those hills?"

　　"Just snow," replied the stewardess.

　　"That‘s what I thought," said the lady, "but this fellow in front of me said it was Greece."