关于童真童趣的英语幽默笑话

　　

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1. The librarian went over to a small, noisy boy. "Please be quiet!" she warned. "The people around you can't read!"

　　图书管理员走到一个喧闹的小男孩身边，警告说：“请安静!你周围的人都不能读书了!”

　　"They can't?" The boy asked curiously. "Then what are they doing here?"

　　“不能读书?”小男孩好奇地问道。“那他们在这里干什么?”

 

　　

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2. Guest:"Bub, do you go to school?"

　　客人：“小家伙，你上学了吗?”

　　boy:"What good shall I go to school? I can't read or write?"

　　孩子：“我上学有什么好处?我不会读，也不会写。”

 

　　

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3. betty:"Black hens are cleverer than white ones, aren't they?"

　　贝蒂：“黑母鸡比白母鸡聪明，对吗?”

　　Larry:"How do you know?"

　　拉里：“你怎么知道?”

　　Betty:"Well, the black hens can lay white eggs, but the white hens can't lay black ones."

　　贝蒂：“嗯，因为黑母鸡能下白蛋，可白母鸡不能下黑蛋。”

 

　　

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4. Bobby:"Billy broke my new doll!"

　　博比：“比利弄坏了我的新洋娃娃!”

　　Mum:"How did he do that?"

　　妈妈：“他是怎么弄坏的?”

　　Bobby:"I hit him over the head with it."

　　博比：“我用洋娃娃打了他的头。”

 

　　

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5. "I wish I'd lived in the old times."

　　“我要是生活在古代就好了。”

　　"Why?"

　　“为什么?”

　　"Because there wouldn't be so much history to learn."

　　“因为那就不会有这么多历史要学了。”