Friend for Dinner

　　Friend for Dinner

　　Honey, said the husband to his wife, I invited a friend home for supper.

　　What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I havent been shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I dont feel like cooking a fancy meal!

　　I know all that.

　　Then why did you invite a friend for supper?

　　Because the poor fools thinking about getting married.

　　请朋友吃饭

　　“亲爱的，”丈夫对妻子说：“我邀请了一位朋友回家吃晚饭。”

　　“什么?你疯了吗?我们的房子乱糟糟的`，我很久没有买过东西回来了，所有的碗碟都是脏的，还有，我可不想做一餐累死人的晚饭。”

　　“这些我全都知道。”

　　“那你为什么还要邀请朋友回来吃晚饭?”

　　“因为那个可怜的笨蛋正考虑要结婚呢。”