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2023-12-07 01:00:00

Friend for Dinner

  Friend for Dinner

  Honey, said the husband to his wife, I invited a friend home for supper.

  What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I havent been shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I dont feel like cooking a fancy meal!

  I know all that.

  Then why did you invite a friend for supper?

  Because the poor fools thinking about getting married.

  请朋友吃饭

  “亲爱的,”丈夫对妻子说:“我邀请了一位朋友回家吃晚饭。”

  “什么?你疯了吗?我们的房子乱糟糟的`,我很久没有买过东西回来了,所有的碗碟都是脏的,还有,我可不想做一餐累死人的晚饭。”

  “这些我全都知道。”

  “那你为什么还要邀请朋友回来吃晚饭?”

  “因为那个可怜的笨蛋正考虑要结婚呢。”

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