英语小笑话 爆笑

　　英语 爆笑一：

　　A smiling boy arrived home from a dental visit,"Hey mom,the dentist says I have no cavities. "

　　His mom stared at him wide-eyed and quite surprised,"It’s impossible --you never brush your teeth after cleaning the chocolate box before you go to bed!

　　Then the boy opened his mouth --he had not a tooth left!

　　英语小笑话 爆笑二：

　　Harry and Lloyd were speeding down the road. A police car

　　pulled them over.

　　‘Why on earth were you driving so fast?’ the policeman

　　yelled.

　　’Our brakes are no good-so we wanted to get there before we

　　had an accident!’

　　英语小笑话 爆笑三：

　　Late one night at the insane asylum (疯人院)one inmate shouted, "I am Napoleon!"

　　Another one said, "How do you know?"

　　The first inmate said, "God told me!"

　　Just then, a voice from another room shouted, "I did not!"