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幽默英语笑话笑破你的肚子带翻译
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2023-07-21 01:00:00

幽默英语笑话大全笑破你的肚子带翻译

  Waiter, this lobster has only one claw. -- I'm sorry, sir. It must have been in a fight. -- Well, bring me the winner then.更多尽在应届毕业生笑话网。

  我不敢想象

  Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from." 客人:“为什么你的狗狗坐在那儿老是看着我吃东西呢?”旅馆主人:“我不敢想象,除非是因为你拿了它经常用来吃东西的盘子了。”

  我不能说是哪一年

  Palmist: The life line in your hand tells that you will die in a year. Customer: Good gracious! In a year? Palmist: Yes, but I can't say in which.手相大师:你手上的生命线显示出你还有一年将会死去。顾客:天哪,一年后?手相大师:是的,可是我不能说是哪一年。

  给我那个打赢的.

  Waiter, this lobster has only one claw. -- I'm sorry, sir. It must have been in a fight. -- Well, bring me the winner then.服务员,这个龙虾只有一只爪。对不起,先生,这只肯定打过架了。哦,那给我那个打赢的吧。

  在电话本上

  Boy: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?" girl: "It's in the phone book." Boy: "But I don't know your name." girl: "That's in the phone book too." 男:我想给你打电话。你的电话号码是多少?女:在电话本上呢。男:可是我不知道你的名字呀。女:也在电话本上呢。

  粗心的教授

  The absent-minded professor shouted: "Kate, come to the blackboard!" Another student says, "Kate is absent, Professor." "Silent! Let Kate speak for herself."粗心的教授大声地喊道:“凯特,到黑板前面来!”另外一个学生说:“教授,凯特没来。”“别出声,让凯特自己讲。”

  我可以存多少钱

  Husband: Before I married you, I never thought of saving money.Wife: And now?Husband: Now I'm thinking About how much I could have saved if I hadn't married you.丈夫:在娶你进门之前,我从来没有想过要存钱。妻子:那现在呢?丈夫:现在我在想,要是没有娶你的话,我可以存多少钱。

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