哲理英语笑话故事

　　这个故事讲的是一个咄咄逼人的辩护律师,他惯于尽量去恐吓对方的证人。有一个证人有点倾向于在回答问题之前做冗长的.解释。更多英文笑话尽在应届毕业生笑话网。

　　

Logic Reasoning

　　A fourth-grade teacher was giving her pupils a lesson on logic.

　　"Here is the situation," she said. "a man is standing up in a boat in the middle of a river, fishing. He loses his balance, falls in, and begins splashing and yellin

　　g for help. His wife hears the commotion, knows that he can't swim, and runs down to the bank. Why do you think she ran to the bank?"

　　A girl raised her hand and asked, "to draw out all of his savings?"

　　

逻辑推理

　　小学四年级的教师正在给学生们上一堂逻辑课.她举了这么一个例子：“有这样一种情况,一个男人在河中心的船上钓鱼,突然失去重心掉进了水里.于是他开始挣扎并喊救命.他的妻子听到了他的喊声,知道他并不会游泳,所以她就急忙跑向河岸.谁能告诉我这是为什么?” 一个女生举手答道,“是不是去取他的存款?”

　　[注]bank在英语中除了我们平时很熟悉的“银行”之外,还有“河岸”的意思.

　　Have You Ceased Beating Your Wife?你停止打你老婆了吗?

　　This story is told of a browbeating counsel,who habitually endeavored to terrorize his opponent‘s witnesses.

　　One witness rather tended to preface his replies with lengthy explanations.

　　“I want‘yes’or‘no,’”thundered counsel.“There is no need for you to argue the point!”

　　“But there are some questions which cannot be answered by‘yes’or‘no,’”mildly responded the witness.

　　“There are not!” snapped the lawyer.

　　“Oh,” said the witness,“answer this then：“Have you ceased beating your wife?”

　　这个故事讲的是一个咄咄逼人的辩护律师,他惯于尽量去恐吓对方的证人.

　　有一个证人有点倾向于在回答问题之前做冗长的解释.

　　“我要你回答‘是’或者‘不是’,”辩护律师怒喝道： “你没有必要就这个问题进行争论.”

　　“可是有些问题无法用‘是’或者‘不是’来回答.”这位证人温和地回敬他.

　　“不存在这样的问题!”律师厉声打断他.

　　“噢,”证人说：“那么请你回答这个问题：“你停止打你老婆了吗?”