小学三年级英语笑话

　　

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1.

　　cheers

　　When I travelled by air in Britain, the stewardess served me some water and I said "Thanks", she said "cheers", then I raised my cup. She looked puzzled. Then out of the plane I found almost all people, from Customs staff to shuttle bus driver, were saying "cheers." Why cheers? I have no glass in hand!

　　去英国时坐飞机，空姐倒完水之后我说Thanks，空姐说Cheers，于是我就对她举了举杯。空姐当时就惊呆了。再之后从海关到机场大巴司机，一路上都有人跟我说cheers，我就疑惑了啊，我这手里也没杯子啊怎么cheers?!

　　

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2.

　　A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The driver says: "Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen."

　　一位女士抱着她的宝宝上公交车，司机看到后说：“额，那是我这辈子见过的最丑的小孩。”

　　The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me." The man says: "You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you."

　　女士走到车厢后面坐下，感到很愤怒。她对旁边的.男士说：“司机刚刚羞辱了我。”男士回应说：“你快上去斥责他。去吧，我替你抱着你的猴子。”

　　

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3.

　　A woman was reporting to her husband about the events of the day essay代写.

　　一位女士正滔滔不绝地向她先生诉说当天发生的事。

　　"Oh, and I had a big fight with the electric company.

　　“哦，另外我也和电力公司大吵了一架!”

　　"Really? Who won?"

　　“真的吗?后来谁赢了?”

　　"Nobody, it was a tie. They don't get any money and we don't get any electricity .

　　“没有人赢，算扯平吧。他们没拿到一毛钱，而我们也没有电可用。”