圣诞节英语笑话 2015
圣诞节 2015一：Nofear Olly: Your feet are sticking out of the bedclothes. Stan: I know. Olly: Well, aren’t they cold? Stan: Frozen. Olly: Why don’t you pull them in, then? Stan: And have those cold things in bed with me? No fear! 圣诞节英语笑话 2015二：Watchoutforthemselves Farmer Jones picked a big red apple and handed it to the boy saying, "Watch out for worms." "When I eat apples," replied the boy, "the worms have to watch out for themselves. 圣诞节英语笑话 2015三：Lifeflashingbeforemyeyes Pete: "The last time I was out hunting, I stepped off a high cliff, and would you believe it, while I was falling every fool deed I’d ever done came into my mind." Bob: "Must have been a pretty high mountain you fell from."