越看越搞笑的英语笑话

　　选词 The Choice of Word

　　The Choice of Word

　　One day, John was back home after work. He found that his wife was shaking their daughter who was only half a year old. She said Da-Dy to the baby many times. John felt very happy because he thought his wife chose the word Dady to teach their baby.

　　During one night several weeks later, John and his wife were waken up by the cry Dady. His wife said to him, Darling, she is calling you. Then she turned to sleep.

　　选词

　　一天下班回家，约翰发现妻子在摇半岁的女儿，嘴里反复念道：“爸-爸。”约翰心里感到美滋滋的，他的妻子选择了“爸爸”这个词首先教孩子。

　　几周后的一天夜里，约翰和妻子被一阵哭声惊醒了，“爸-爸!”“她在叫你，亲爱的。”妻子说，然后翻身竟自睡了。

　　相亲 A blind date

　　After being with her all evening, the man couldn't take another minute with his blind date.

　　和相亲对象呆了一晚上后，男人再也受不了了。

　　Earlier, he had secretly arranged to have a friend call him to the phone so he would have an excuse to leave.

　　他事先安排了个朋友给他打电话，这样他就能借故先离开了。

　　When he returned to the table, he lowered his eyes, put on a grim expression and said, "I have some bad news. My grandfather just died."

　　当他回到桌边，他垂下眼睛，装出一副阴沉的表情，说：“有个不幸的'消息，我的祖父刚刚去世了。”

　　"Thank heavens," his date replied. "If yours hadn't, mine would have had to!"

　　“谢天谢地!”他的约会对象说，“如果你的祖父不死，我的祖父就得死了!”

　　我没有蛀牙 No Cavities

　　A smiling boy arrived home from a dental visit,"Hey mom,the dentist says I have no cavities. "

　　His mom stared at him wide-eyed and quite surprised,"It’s impossible --you never brush your teeth after cleaning the chocolate box before you go to bed!

　　Then the boy opened his mouth --he had not a tooth left!

　　小男孩儿看完牙医，面带微笑地回到家：“嘿，妈妈，牙医说，我一颗蛀牙也没有。”

　　妈妈惊讶地瞪大眼睛：“不可能——你每回上床睡觉前都把巧克力盒子里的糖一下子吃完，而且从来不刷牙!”

　　这时，男孩儿张开了嘴巴——他的牙全被拔光了。?