小学生英语笑话大全 精选

　　小学生大全一：

　　Son: Dad, give me a dime.Father: Son, don't you think you're getting too big to be forever begging for dimes?Son: I guess you're right, Dad. Give me a dollar, will you?

　　儿子：爸爸，给我一角钱。父亲：儿子，你不认为你已经长大了，不该再老是一角一角地要钱了，不是吗?儿子：爸爸，我想你是对的，那给我一块钱行吗?

　　小学生英语笑话大全二：

　　A preschooler asked his mother, "Mom, tomorrow our teacher is going to ask who my father is. What should I say?" The mother said, "Just tell her that God is your father!"The next day, the boy went to school, and the teacher asked him, "Who is your father?" Scratching his scalp, the boy could not find an answer to the question.The teacher asked again, "Who is your father?" The child confessed, "I used to think that Mr. Smith was my father. But yesterday my mother told me that I am the son of another person, and I cannot remember his name!"

　　小学生英语笑话大全三：

　　One day, the teacher inquired of Peter: "How much is four minus four?" Peter was tongue-tied.The teacher got angry and said: "What a fool! You see, if I put four coins in your pocket, but there is a hole in your pocket and all of them leak out, now what is left in your pocket?""The hole," replied Peter。