简短英语笑话精选
When was Rome Built 罗马于何时建成 Teacher:When was Rome built? Tom:At night. Teacher:Who told you that? Tom:You said Tome was not built in a day.The Plural Form of "Child"孩子的复数 Teacher:What is the plural form of man.Tom? Tom:Men. Teacher:Good.And the plural form of child? Tom:Twins.
You Married Mine 你娶了我的 Lirrle boy:Daddu,I want to get married. Farher jokingly said:Oh!Who did you have in mind? Little boy:Grandma. Father:Wair a minute,you did not think I would let you marry my mother,did you? Little boy:Why not?You married mine.
Big Hands 大手 Teacher:If I had seben oranges in one hand and eight oranges in the orher,what would I have? Students:Big hands.
A Teacher 老师 Teacher:What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? Pupils:A teacher.