简短英语笑话精选

　　When was Rome Built 罗马于何时建成

　　Teacher:When was Rome built?

　　Tom:At night.

　　Teacher:Who told you that?

　　Tom:You said Tome was not built in a day.

 

　　The Plural Form of "Child"孩子的复数

　　Teacher:What is the plural form of man.Tom?

　　Tom:Men.

　　Teacher:Good.And the plural form of child?

　　Tom:Twins.

 

　　You Married Mine 你娶了我的

　　Lirrle boy:Daddu,I want to get married.

　　Farher jokingly said:Oh!Who did you have in mind?

　　Little boy:Grandma.

　　Father:Wair a minute,you did not think I would let you marry my mother,did you?

　　Little boy:Why not?You married mine.

 

　　Big Hands 大手

　　Teacher:If I had seben oranges in one hand and eight oranges in the orher,what would I have?

　　Students:Big hands.

 

　　A Teacher 老师

　　Teacher:What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

　　Pupils:A teacher.