搞笑调皮学生的英语笑话

　　The teacher's pest 老师的调皮学生

　　It is June. The sun is in the sky, it is immense hot.

　　Josie is bored with school. She prefers to be at the beach with the tide.

　　She cannot sit in her seat. She cannot stop talking.

　　While the teacher writes on the board, Josie gets up and talks to one of her intimate friends. The teacher, Mr. Rolla, hears the noise and says. "Josie, sit down and be quiet." Josie sits down. Mr. Rolla continues with the lessons. Josie gets up and talks to another friend. "Sit down and be quiet. " Says Mr. Rolla. He is very annoyed with her. Josie continues talking.

　　"O.K." Mr. Rolla gets furious. "If you want to talk. Then come to the front of the classroom and be the teacher."

　　"All right, " agrees Josie. She comes to the front of the classroom and says, "Quiet, everyone. I am a new teacher, and I say class dismissed."

 

　　六月，太阳高挂天空，天气非常炎热。

　　朱丝对上课很厌烦，她更想在海滩观看潮起潮落。

　　她在座位上坐不住，不停地讲话。

　　当老师在黑板上写字时，朱丝站起来和一个朋友说话，瑞拉老师听到了，就说：“朱丝，坐下，安静点。”朱丝坐下来，老师继续讲课，朱丝又站起来和另一个朋友说话。“坐下，安静点。”可是朱丝又站起来说话，他生气了。

　　“如果你想说话，到教师前面来说话吧，你当老师吧。”老师愤怒地说。

　　“好的，”朱丝说。她走到教室前说：“安静点，同学们，我是新老师，现在下课。”