简单英语笑话故事
The Brain Surgeon was about to perform a brain transplant. "You have your choice of two brains," he told the patient, "For $1000 you can have the brain of a psychologist, or for $10,000 you can have the brain of a politician." The patient was amazed at the huge difference in price. "Is the brain of a politician that much better?" he asked. The Brain Surgeon replied, "No, it’s not better, just unused." 脑移植 一个外科医生正要作一个脑移植手术。 “你可以从两个脑子中选一个给你。”医生告诉病人，“一个学家的大脑1000美元，一个政治家的大脑10000美元。 病人很惊讶二者之间这样大的差别，“政治家的'大脑好一些吗?”他问。 医生说：“不是好一些，只是没有用过。” "What are you so happy about?"a woman asked the 98-year-old man. "I broke a mirror," he replied. "But that means seven years of bad luck." "I know." he said, beaming,"Isn’t it wonderful?" 这难道不好吗? “你高兴什么?”一个女士问一个98岁的老人。 “我打碎了一个镜子。”他回答。 “但那预示着7年的坏运气。” “我知道。”他高兴地说，“这难道不好吗?” ps: 新做一个网站：名言佳句： https://quotes.go2live.cn/, 请君欣赏。