Two whales, a male and female, are swimming off the coast of Japan when the male sees the whaling ship that killed his father. Excited at the opportunity to avenge his fathers death, the male whale says to the female, "Lets go underneath the ship and blow air through our blow holes. That ought to knock their boat over, and make them think twice about killing innocent whales!" The female whale agrees, and the plan works perfectly. Once the ship has sunk, the male whale notices sailors making their way back to shore by either swimming or in lifeboats. Not willing to let them get away so easily, the male whale yells, "Theyre going to shore! Lets go gobble them up!" The female whale be***es less cooperative, and declares: "I agreed to the blow job, but there is NO WAY Im swallowing seamen!"
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