精选简短英语笑话爆笑

　　幽默寓于笑话之中，它是笑话的精料，智慧之所在。生活需要笑话，以下是小编为大家准备的，一起来爆笑精选简短爆笑吧!

　　精选简短英语笑话爆笑(一)

　　和一只鹦鹉做爱

　　An old man was sitting on a bench in the mall when a young man with spiked hair came over and sat down beside him. The boy's hair was yellow and green and orange and purple. He had black makeup around his eyes and was wearing bright, neon coloured clothes.

　　The old man just stared at him. The boy looked at the older man and said in a smart-tone, "What's the matter, old man, haven't you ever done anything wild in your life?"

　　The old man answered, "Well yes, actually, I have. I once got drunk and had sex with a parrot. I was just wondering if you were my son."

　　一个老人坐在商场里的一个长椅上,当一个留着刺猬头的年轻人走过来,坐在他旁边。男孩的头发是黄色、绿色、橙色和紫色。他周围化着黑色的妆,穿着明亮的.霓虹灯彩色衣服。

　　老人只是盯着他看。男孩看了看老人,smart-tone说,“怎么了,老头,你没做过什么疯狂的在你的生活中吗?”

　　老人回答说:“是的,事实上,我有。有一次我喝醉了,和一只鹦鹉做爱。我在想如果你是我的儿子。”

　　精选简短英语笑话爆笑(二)

　　r和l是分不清

　　一个德国人，法国人，及一个日本人要到矿场工作。 老板是美国人，他对德国人说：“你体格不错，负责苦力(labor)。” 对法国人说：“你说你是工程师，你就负责采矿的计划(plan)。”而对日本人，他说：“你很瘦小，负责补给(supplies) 。”

　　然后隔周，他们开始上工。 几天后，德国人及法国人发现日本人不见了，找了很久后他们决定还是先回头工作。 德国人开始工作的时候，日本人突然跳了出来，大声叫道：“ Surprise!”

　　精选简短英语笑话爆笑(三)

　　One day, a father and his little son were going home. At this age, the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was always asking questions. Now, he asked, "What's the meaning of the word 'Drunk', dad?" "Well, my son," his father replied, "look, there are standing two policemen. If I regard the two policemen as four then I am drunk."

　　"But, dad," the boy said, " there's only ONE policeman!"

　　一天，父亲与小儿子一道回家。这个孩子正处于那种对什么事都很感兴趣的年龄，老是有提不完的问题。他向父亲发问道：“爸爸，‘醉’字是什么意思?” “唔，孩子，”父亲回答说，“你瞧那儿站着两个警察。如果我把他们看成了四个，那么我就算醉了。” “可是，爸爸， ”孩子说，“那儿只有一个警察呀!”