英语笑话3篇

　　3篇：Yes,thereis

　　My wife came home yesterday and said, "Honey, the car won’t start, but I know what the problem is."

　　I asked her what it was, and she told me there was water in the carburetor(化油器). I thought for a moment, then said, "You know, I don’t mean this offensively, but you don’t know the carburetor from the accelerator."

　　"No, there’s definitely water in the carburetor," she insisted.

　　"OK Honey, that’s fine, I’ll just go take a look. Where is it?"

　　"In the lake."

　　I asked her what it was, and she told me there was water in the carburetor(化油器). I thought for a moment, then said, "You know, I don’t mean this offensively, but you don’t know the carburetor from the accelerator."

　　"No, there’s definitely water in the carburetor," she insisted.

　　"OK Honey, that’s fine, I’ll just go take a look. Where is it?"

　　"In the lake."

　　英语笑话3篇：FLOWERS

　　FLOWERS It means that... You love the beauty of nature, the scent of flowers and appreciate this timeless romantic gesture. OR You get some twisted joy out of watching vegetation wither and die.

　　英语笑话3篇：ASWEETPOEM

　　A SWEET POEM It means that... You"re a hopeless romantic, a cultured person who recognizes the power and beauty of the written word. OR You"re used to cheap gifts and like to pass yourself off as a cultured person who recognizes the power and beauty of the written word.