长篇英文笑话

　　长篇英文笑话一：

　　SunsetFather: This is the sunset my daughter painted. She studied painting abroad, you know.Friend: Ah, that accounts for it! I never saw a sunset like that in this country.

　　长篇英文笑话二：

　　What is a traitor? Young hopeful:"Father, what is a traitor in politics?"Father (a veteran politician):"A traitor is a man who leaves our party and goes over to the other one."Young hopeful:"Well then, what is a man who leaves his party and comes over to yours?"Father:"A convert, my son."

　　长篇英文笑话三：

　　What's wrong with your horse?After his beloved horse died, a man wanted to place an ad in the newspaper like this: Horse saddle and bridle for $50.Inadvertently(非故意地) the paper added a comma to the ad, which read instead: Horse, saddle and bridle for $50.Immediately someone responded to the ad, That's an awfully cheap price for a horse, said the caller, What's wrong with your horse?Well, he is dead, replied the man who placed the erroneously(错误地) typed ad.