愚人英语笑话经典

　　能让我们在开怀大笑的同时学到英语知识，今天我们就一起来看看愚人英语笑话经典吧!

　　愚人英语笑话经典

　　Expiration Date

　　Before I could start my first job right out of college, I had to present evidence that I was a U.S. citizen, so I brought my birth certificate. The clerk picked up my birth certificate and gave it a good, long look. “Is something wrong?” I finally asked. “Yes,” she said. “I can’t find the expiration date.”

　　【中文译文】

　　失效日期

　　我刚大学毕业找到第一份工作。在正式开始工作以前，我必须提交我是美国公民的`证明文件。于是我带去了我的出生证明。那个职员拿起我的出生证明仔仔细细地看。我问：“有什么问题吗?”她说：“是啊，我没找到失效日期。”

　　愚人英语笑话经典

　　Instant Color TV

　　即时彩色电视

　　image1962: In 1962 there was only one tv channel in Sweden, and it broadcast in black and white. The station's technical expert, Kjell Stensson, appeared on the news to announce that, thanks to a new technology, viewers could convert their existing sets to display color reception. All they had to do was pull a nylon stocking over their tv screen. Stensson proceeded to demonstrate the process. Thousands of people were taken in. Regular color broadcasts only commenced in Sweden on April

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1, 1970.

　　1962年愚人节，当时瑞典还只有一个电视频道，而且是黑白的。电视台的技术人员当天在新闻中说，彩色电视已经研发成功，用户只需拿一双尼龙袜盖在电视屏幕上就行。还真有人信了。

　　愚人英语笑话经典

　　The Swiss Spaghetti Harvest

　　瑞士面条树

　　spaghetti harvest1957: The respected BBC news show Panorama announced that thanks to a very mild winter and the virtual elimination of the dreaded spaghetti weevil, Swiss farmers were enjoying a bumper spaghetti crop. It accompanied this announcement with footage of Swiss peasants pulling strands of spaghetti down from trees. Huge numbers of viewers were taken in. Many called the BBC wanting to know how they could grow their own spaghetti tree. To this the BBC diplomatically replied, "place a sprig of spaghetti in a tin of tomato sauce and hope for the best."

　　1957年愚人节BBC新闻中说，瑞士的面条树大丰收，农民都在树上收割面条。大量观众上当受骗，打电话来咨询面条树的种植方法。BBC对此的回复是：把一根面条插在番茄酱里，然后就等着吧。