搞笑英语笑话故事

　　Birthday Party 生日派对

　　On a special Teacher's Day,a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from her pupils. First, the florist's son handed her a gift.

　　在教师节里，一位幼儿园教师正在接受孩子们送给她的礼物，首先花匠的儿子递上他的礼物。

　　A:I bet I know what it is...some flowers.

　　我敢打赌我知道里面是什么……是一些花。

　　B:That is right, but how did you know?

　　是的，可是你是怎么知道的呢?

　　A:Just a wild guess.

　　瞎猜的。

　　(The second pupil is the candy store owner's daughter.The teacher hands her gift over head.

　　第二个学生是糖果店老板的'女儿。老师把她送的礼物举起来。)

　　A:I bet I can guess what it is...a box of candy.

　　我敢打赌我知道里面是什么，是一盒糖果。

　　C:That's right. But how did you know?

　　对了，但你怎么知道的?

　　A:Just a lucky guess.

　　碰巧猜出来的。

　　(The third gift is from the liquor store owner's son. The teacher holds it over head but it is leaking. She touches a drop of the leakage with her finger and tastes it.

　　第三份礼物来自于酒店老板的儿子，老师把它举起来，但有液体漏了出来，她用手蘸了一滴漏出来的液体，尝了一下味道。)

　　A:Is it wine?

　　是果酒吗?

　　D:No.

　　不是。

　　(The teacher repeated the process touching another drop of leakage to her tongue.

　　老师又用舌头尝了一滴漏出来的东西。)

　　A:Is it champagne?

　　是香槟吗?

　　D:No.

　　不是。

　　A:Now, I give up. What is it?

　　好吧，我猜不着了，里面到底是什么呢?

　　D:A puppy.

　　是一只小狗。