Caller: "Id like the number of the Argoed Fish Bar in Cardiff please".
Operator: "Im sorry, theres no listing. Is the spelling correct?" Caller: "Well, it used to be called the Bargoed Fish Barbut the B fell off". Then there was the caller who asked for a knitwear ***pany in Woven. Operator: "Woven? Are you sure?" Caller: "Yes. Thats what it says on the label; Woven in Scotland". Operator: "Im sorry, theres no listing. Is the spelling correct?" Caller: "Well, it used to be called the Bargoed Fish Barbut the B fell off". Then there was the caller who asked for a knitwear ***pany in Woven. Operator: "Woven? Are you sure?" Caller: "Yes. Thats what it says on the label; Woven in Scotland".