精品有翻译的英语笑话

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　　精品有翻译的英语笑话(一)

　　there was a small boy who had been given a little terrier for his very own, on which he bestowed the name of paddy, and loved mightily. he was very saddened by the fact that he could not take his pet away with him on his holidays, which he was spending with some relatives in the country.

　　从前有一个小男孩，他得到了一条完全属于他自己的小猎狗。他给小狗取名帕蒂，对它宠爱万分。他要到乡下一些亲戚家去度假，可又不能带上他的`宠物，为此他很伤心。

　　whilst he was away paddy's young life was cut short by an unfortunate adventure with a motor. the boy's mother feared he would take the news very hardly on his return,she broke it very gently,therefore, and was rather surprised that the little lad did not seem much perturbed. later, however, she heard him weeping lustily in his bed. he was inarticulate with grief, but his brother explained that he was cryingabout paddy.

　　精品有翻译的英语笑话(二)

　　creative

　　创造性

　　applying for my first job, i realized i had to be creative in listing my few qualifications(资格证书，职位要求) . asked about additional schooling and training, i answered truthfully that i had spent three years in computer programming classes. i got the job.

　　第一次求职时，我意识到在列举我所具备的为数不多的条件时，得有点创造性。当问及我是否受过其它的培训时，我老实地回答说我花了三年时间学计算机程序设计课。我得到了那份工作。

　　i had neglected to mention that i took the same course for three years before i passed.

　　我没有提到那门功课我重复学了三年才考及格。

　　精品有翻译的英语笑话(三)

　　I'd rather buy a gift

　　我宁愿买一件礼物

　　While on a trip, Mom realized that she had forgotten a present for Dad's birthday. "That's okay," he said, "The only thing I want is for you to love, honor and obey." Mom pondered that idea and then replied "I'd rather buy you a gift."

　　旅途中，妈妈想起她忘记给爸爸买一件生日礼物。“没关系”，他说，“我最想要的东西是你的爱、忠贞和温顺”。妈妈沉思片刻后回答说，“我宁愿给你买一件礼物”。