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　　婚后已久，我丈夫往往在一个特别事情上需要委婉的提醒。早上，我们正坐在早餐桌旁，我暗示道：亲爱的，你意识到我们在这两个相同的座位上已坐了整整35年了吗?更多尽在应届毕业生笑话。

　　到底谁的正确率高--双语

　　One day, Tim's mathematics teacher looked at his homework and saw that he had got all his sums right. The teacher was very pleased-and rather surprised. He called Tim to his desk and said to him, "You got all your homework right this time, Tim. What happened? Did your father help you?"

　　一天，蒂姆的数学老师看了他的作业，发现他全做对了。老师很高兴，同时也十分惊讶。他把蒂姆叫到桌前说：“蒂姆，你这次的.作业全都做对了，怎么回事?你爸爸帮你做了吗?”

　　"No, sir. He was too busy last night, so I had to do it all myself," said Tim.

　　“不，先生，我爸爸昨天很忙，我不得不全由自己做了。”

 

　　委婉的提醒--双语幽默笑话

　　Having been married a long time, my husband sometimes needs a gentle reminder of a special occasion. On the morning of our 35th anniversary, we were sitting at the breakfast table when I hinted, Honey, do you realize that we've been sitting in these same two seats for exactly 35 years?

　　婚后已久，我丈夫往往在一个特别事情上需要委婉的提醒。在我们结婚35周年纪念的早上，我们正坐在早餐桌旁，我暗示道：亲爱的，你意识到我们在这两个相同的座位上已坐了整整35年了吗?

　　Putting down the newspaper, he looked straight at me and said, So, you want to switch seats?

　　他放下报纸，眼睛直直地望着我：因此，你想交换座位吗?

 

　　客观条件局限美好的心愿--双语幽默笑话

　　One day a boy came to his teacher and said: Teacher, pa wants to know if you like roast(烘烤) pig.

　　一天有个男孩去对他老师说：老师，我爸想知道你是不是爱吃烤猪肉。

　　I certainly do, said the teacher, and you tell your father he is very kind to think of me.

　　当然啰，老师说，去告诉你父亲，多谢他想着我。

　　Days passed, and nothing more was said about the roast pig.

　　好几天过去了，再没提起烤猪肉的事儿。

　　Finally the teacher said to the boy: I thought your father was going to send me over some roast pig.

　　最后老师对男孩说：我以为你父亲要给我送点烤猪肉来呢。

　　Yes, said the boy, he did intend to, but the pig got well.

　　是啊，孩子说，他是这么想的，可后来猪又没病了。