英语笑话大全爆笑简短

　　大全爆笑简短一：

　　As he lay on his deathbed, the man confided to(透露) his wife, "I cannot die without telling you the truth. I cheated on you throughout our whole marriage. All those nights when I told you I was working late, I was with other women. And not just one woman either, but I've slept with dozens of them."His wife looked at him calmly and said, "Why don't you think I gave you the poison?"

　　英语笑话大全爆笑简短二：

　　No matter which girls he brought home, the young man found disapproval from his mother. A friend gave him advice." Find a girl just like your mother -- then, she's bound to like her."So the young man searched and searched, and finally found the girl. He told his friendly adviser:"Just like you said, I found a girl who looked, talked, dressed, and even cooked like mother, And just as you said, mother liked her".

　　"So," asked the friend, "what happened?""Nothing," said the young man. " My father hates her!".

　　英语笑话大全爆笑简短三：

　　A youngster asks a girl who comes to the date:" Is this your date with the young man for the first time? ""Too bloody right. Gee, how are you men all always asking this question?"

　　一个小伙子问前来赴约的女孩：“你是第一次和男孩子约会吗?”“那当然了。咦，怎么你们男孩子都爱问这个问题呀?”