短篇英语笑话带翻译的

　　To Obey Orders

　　My husband's first coaching experience was with a junior-high一school basketball team.During a game，he sent in one of the youngest boys and gave him strict instructions. "You go after number twenty-one，Tony.”He said，"And follow him wherever he goes. Don't let him get away from you!”

　　A few minutes later my husband saw only four of his players on the court. There was Tony guarding 21，who had been lifted from the game and was sitting on the bench.

　　服从命令

　　我丈夫第一次当教练是教一个初中的篮球队。在一次比赛中，他让一个年纪最小的男孩上场并向他做了最严格的指令。“托尼，你紧跟着21号。”他说，“无论他走到哪里都盯着他不放。别让他甩了你。”

　　几分钟后，我丈夫发现场上只有他的`四个队员了。托尼正站在被换下的坐在板凳上的21号队员旁边。

　　Essay

　　Teacher had set his class an essay in "A Game of Cricket".After two minutes Simon Steel handed his paper in and was allowed to go home.

　　His essay read:"Rain stopped play."

　　cricket

　　

　　老师给学生出了个作文题:“一场板球赛”。两分钟后，西蒙·斯蒂尔交了作文，老师允许他回家了。

　　他在作文上写道:“下雨，比赛中止。”

　　n.[U][体]板球;蟋蟀

　　You've Lost

　　On her return from school，little Dolly, aged ten，was pulled on to her Daddy's knee，and informed that the fairies had that day brought a big surprise-a little baby brother.She seemed glad，and presently said:

　　"Will you give me a stamp，daddy?I want to write and tell brother Tom.

　　The father was touched by this，and provided the little lass with the materials to write a letter to her brother，who was away at school.Later，curious to know how she would tell the news，he took an opportunity to read what she had written.He received something of a shock on reading the following:

　　“Dear Tom,

　　It's come off today.You've lost;it's a boy.”

　　lass

　　你输了

　　放学回到家里，十岁的小多莉被拉过来坐在她爸爸的膝上，她被告知那天仙女们带来了一个大大的惊奇—一个婴儿小弟弟。她似乎很高兴，马上说:

　　“爸爸，你能不能给我一张邮票?我要写信告诉汤姆哥哥。”

　　父亲被这话感动了，他为小姑娘提供了给她哥哥写信所需的各种用具，她的哥哥住在学校里。后来，想知道她是怎么报告这个消息的，他找机会读了她写的信。在读到下面这两行字时，他差点儿惊呆了:

　　“亲爱的汤姆:

　　今天结果出来了，你输了;是个男孩。”

　　n.[c]少女，小姑娘