Frequent hand-washing in my job as a medical technologist and the harsh1 Alaskan weather combined to give me very dry skin. One night as I prepared for bed, I rubbed my hands with petroleum2 jelly3 and covered them with a pair of old white gloves.
As I sat in bed reading a book with my gloves on, my husband finished showering and came into the room. Drying himself off, he went to the closet, selected a tie and began putting it on."What are you doing?" I asked."Well," he replied, "if you're going to be formal, so am I." 我是一名医药技师,频繁的洗手以及阿拉斯加恶劣的天气,让我的皮肤十分干燥。一天晚上,我在休息前用凡士林膏抹了抹手,并带上了一副旧的白手套。我坐在床上看书,手上还戴着白手套,丈夫洗完澡进了卧室。擦干身子之后,他走到壁橱前,选了一条领带开始扎上。“你这是干什么?”我问。“噢,”他回答,“如果你想正式一点,那我只有这样做了。”类似笑话
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