英文笑话翻译

　　英文笑话翻译一：

　　When Peters learned that he was being fired, he went to see the head of human resources. "Since I've been with the firm for so long," he said, "I think I deserve at least a letter of recommendation."The human resources director agreed and said he'd have the letter the next day. The following morning, Peters found a letter on his desk. It read, "Jonathan Peters worked for our company for 11 years.When he left us, we were very satisfied."

　　英文笑话翻译二：

　　While eating in a restaurant, I reprimanded(谴责，责难) my four-year-old son for speaking with his mouth full . Mump umn Kmpfhm, was all I heard.Drew, I scolded, no one can understand a word you're saying.He says he wants someketchup(番茄酱) , my husband said calmlyA woman sitting nearby leaned over and asked, How in the world did you understand him?I'm a dentist, my husband explained.

　　英文笑话翻译三：

　　One day, Tim's mathematics teacher looked at his homework and saw that he had got all his sums right. The teacher was very pleased-and rather surprised. He called Tim to his desk and said to him, "You got all your homework right this time, Tim. What happened? Did your father help you?""No, sir. He was too busy last night, so I had to do it all myself," said Tim.