两分钟英语笑话

　任何笑话之所以可笑是因为它为人们所认知，若笑话不能够为解读者所认知，它也就算不上笑话了。下面带来两分钟，欢迎阅览！

　　(一)超速行驶的原因

　　Harry and Lloyd were speeding down the road. A police car pulled them over.

　　哈里与劳埃德超速行驶，一辆警车拦住了他们。

　　"Why on earth were you driving so fast?" the policeman yelled.

　　“你们为什么开那么快?”警官喊道。

　　"Our brakes are no good, so we wanted to get there before we had an accident!

　　“我们的'刹车不好，因此我们想在发生事故前赶紧到达目的地。”

　　(二)节省还是浪费

　　Father: Oh, Jack, you have slept away the whole morning. Don't you know you are wasting time?

　　父亲：噢，杰克，你又睡了一上午。难道你不知道你这是在浪费时间吗?

　　Jack: Yes, dad. But I've saved you a meal, haven' I?

　　杰克：我知道，爸爸。可我还给您节省了一顿饭呢，是不是?

　　(三)I'm Trying to Stop It

　　"Boy,why have you got cotton-wool in your ear?Is it infected?"

　　"No,sir,but you said yesterday that everything you told me went in one ear and out the other ,so I am trying to stop it."

　　“孩子,你为什么用棉花塞住耳朵?它感染了吗?”

　　“没有,老师.可是你昨天说你告诉我的知识都是一个耳朵里进,一个耳朵里出,所以我要把它堵在里面.”