英语笑话大全翻译

　　大全翻译一：

　　One day a young businessman asked his girl friend,

　　"Dear, will you marry me if I am bankrupt?"

　　"Of course, I will." the girl said firmly.

　　"Do you mean what you say?" the man asked.

　　"That's what I want to ask you." the girl said.

　　一天一个年轻的商人问他女朋友：

　　“亲爱的，如果我破产了你还会嫁给我吗?”

　　“当然会。”女孩坚定的回答。

　　“你是说真的吗?”他问道。

　　“这正是我想问你的问题。”女孩说。

　　英语笑话大全翻译二：

　　On the bus a man discovered a pickpocket's hand thrust into his pocket."sorry," he said to thepickpocket(扒手) , "you are too late. My wife did it before you."

　　在公共汽车上一人发现一个小偷把手伸到了他的口袋里。“对不起，”他对小偷说，“你太晚了，我妻子在你之前就做过同样的.事情了。”

　　英语笑话大全翻译三：

　　Husband: Did you sew the button on my shirt, darling?Wife: No, dear. I couldn't find the button, so I just sewed up the buttonhole.

　　丈夫：你给我把扣子缝好了吗，亲爱的?妻子：没有，亲爱的。我找不到扣子，所以我只把扣眼儿给缝上了。