英语笑话带翻译（2篇）

　　一位年轻的母亲认为，世界上还有许多受饥饿的人，浪费食物真不应该。有天晚上，在安排幼小的女儿睡觉之前，她给女儿喂夜宵。更多尽在应届毕业生笑话网。

 

　　幸运的母亲：Lucky Mother

　　A young mother believed that it was very wrong to waste any food when there were so many hungry people in the world. One evening, she was giving her small daughterher tea before putting her to bed. First she gave her a slice of fresh brown bread and butter, but the child said that she did not want it like that. She asked for some jam on her bread as well.

　　Her mother looked at her for a few seconds and then said, When I was a small girl like you, Lucy, I was always given either bread and butter, or bread and jam, but never bread with butter and jam.

　　Lucy looked at her mother for a few moments with pity in her eyes and then said to her kindly, Aren't you pleased that you've come to live with us now?

 

　　一位年轻的母亲认为，世界上还有许多受饥饿的人，浪费食物真不应该。有天晚上，在安排幼小的女儿睡觉之前，她给女儿喂夜宵。她先给她一片新鲜的`黑面包和黄油，但孩子说她不喜欢这样吃。她还要一些果酱涂在面包上。

　　母亲看了女儿几秒钟，随即说道，露茜，当我象你一样小的时候，总是吃面包加黄油，或者面包加果酱，从来没有面包既加黄油又加果酱。

　　露茜看了母亲一会儿，眼中露出怜悯的神情，然后她柔声说：您现在能跟我们生活在一起难道不感到高兴吗?

 

 

　　Good news and bad news

　　Good news and bad news：An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his paintings currently on display.

　　An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his paintings currently on display.

　　一个画家问画廊的主人有没有人对他正在展览的画作感兴趣。

　　I've got good news and bad news, the owner replied.

　　我有个好消息，又有个坏消息要告诉你，主人说。

　　The good news is that a gentleman inquired about your work and wondered if it would appreciate in value after your death. When I told him it would, he bought all fifteen of your paintings.

　　好消息就是一位绅士向你的画作询价并想知道你死后那些画会不会升值。当我告诉他会以后，他便买下了你全部的15幅作品。

　　That's wonderful! the artist exclaimed, What's the bad news?. With concern, the gallery owner replied, The guy was your doctor.

　　那太好了!画家惊叹道，那坏消息呢?主人面露关切之色，回答道：那个人是你的医生。