英语笑话对话短文

　　You've Lost

　　On her return from school，little Dolly, aged ten，was pulled on to her Daddy's knee，and informed that the fairies had that day brought a big surprise-a little baby brother.She seemed glad，and presently said:

　　"Will you give me a stamp，daddy?I want to write and tell brother Tom.

　　The father was touched by this，and provided the little lass with the materials to write a letter to her brother，who was away at school.Later，curious to know how she would tell the news，he took an opportunity to read what she had written.He received something of a shock on reading the following:

　　“Dear Tom,

　　It's come off today.You've lost;it's a boy.”

　　你输了

　　放学回到家里，十岁的小多莉被拉过来坐在她爸爸的膝上，她被告知那天仙女们带来了一个大大的惊奇—一个婴儿小弟弟。她似乎很高兴，马上说:

　　“爸爸，你能不能给我一张邮票?我要写信告诉汤姆哥哥。”

　　父亲被这话感动了，他为小姑娘提供了给她哥哥写信所需的各种用具，她的哥哥住在学校里。后来，想知道她是怎么报告这个消息的，他找机会读了她写的.信。在读到下面这两行字时，他差点儿惊呆了:

　　“亲爱的汤姆:

　　今天结果出来了，你输了;是个男孩。”

　　For the Dog

　　The family seated in a restaurant had finished their dinner when Father Called over the waiter.

　　"My son has left quite a lot of meat on his plate," explained Father, "Could you give me a bag so that I can take it home for the dog?"

　　"Gosh, Dad!" exclaimed the excited boy. "Have we got a dog then?"

　　喂狗

　　一家人在饭馆里吃过晚饭，父亲把服务生叫了过来。

　　”先生，什么事?“服务生问。

　　”我儿子的盘子里剩下许多肉，“父亲说，”能给我们一个袋子吗?我把剩下的东西带回去喂狗。“

　　”啊呀，爸爸!“儿子激动地叫喊着。”咱家养狗了吗?“

　　I'm Glad

　　A Sunday school teacher was telling her pupils the importance of making others glad."Now，children，"said she，"has anyone of you ever made someone else glad?"

　　"Please，teacher:said a small boy，:I’ve made someone glad yesterday."

　　"Well done. Who was that”

　　"My granny."

　　"Good boy. Now tell us how you made your grandmother glad."

　　"Please，teacher，I went to see her yesterday，and stayed with her three hours.Then I said to her，‘Granny, I’m going home’，and she said，‘Well，I'm glad!’”

　　我很高兴

　　学校的老师正在对学生讲使别人高兴的重要性。“现在，孩子们，”她说:“她们当中有谁让别人高兴过?”

　　“我，老师，”一个小男孩说:“昨天我就使别人高兴过。”

　　“做得好。是谁呢?”

　　“我奶奶。”

　　“好孩子。现在告诉我们，你是怎样使你奶奶高兴的。”

　　“是这样的，老师。我昨天去看她，在她那儿待了三个小时。然后我跟她说:‘奶奶，我要回家了。’她说:‘啊，我很高兴!’”