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爆冷的三字经英文翻译
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2024-11-07 01:00:01

  人之初:At the begining of life.  性本善:Sex is good.  性相近:Basically,all the sex are same.  习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it.  苟不教:If you do not practise all the time.  性乃迁:Sex will leave you..  教之道:The way of learning it  贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person.  昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng  择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.  子不学:If you don”t study hard,  断机杼:Your Dick will become useless.  窦燕山:Dou, the Famous  有义方:owned a very effective exciting medicine  教五子:All his five son took it摘1自⊙WwW,Jpzyz,CoM  名俱扬:and their sexual ability were well-kown.  养不教:If your children don”t know how to do it,  父之过:It is all your fault.  教不严:If they had lots of problems with it,  师之惰:their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.  子不学:You may refuse to study this  非所宜:but that is a real mistake  幼不学:If you don”t learn it in childhood,  老何为:you will lose your ability when aged  玉不琢:If you don”t exercise your dick,  不成器:It won”t become hard and strong.  人不学:If you don”t learn sex,  不知义:You can by no means enjoy its sweetness.

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