人之初:At the begining of life. 性本善:Sex is good. 性相近:Basically,all the sex are same. 习相远:But it depends on how the way you do it. 苟不教:If you do not practise all the time. 性乃迁:Sex will leave you.. 教之道:The way of learning it 贵以专:is very important to make love with only one person. 昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs Meng 择邻处:chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence. 子不学:If you don”t study hard, 断机杼:Your Dick will become useless. 窦燕山:Dou, the Famous 有义方:owned a very effective exciting medicine 教五子:All his five son took it摘1自⊙WwW,Jpzyz,CoM 名俱扬:and their sexual ability were well-kown. 养不教:If your children don”t know how to do it, 父之过:It is all your fault. 教不严:If they had lots of problems with it, 师之惰:their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. 子不学:You may refuse to study this 非所宜:but that is a real mistake 幼不学:If you don”t learn it in childhood, 老何为:you will lose your ability when aged 玉不琢:If you don”t exercise your dick, 不成器:It won”t become hard and strong. 人不学:If you don”t learn sex, 不知义:You can by no means enjoy its sweetness.
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