爆笑的经典英语笑话

　　小编为大家整理了一些英语段子，希望大家喜欢。

　　who was the first man? 谁是世界上第一个男人

　　a teacher said to her class:”who was the first man?”

　　一个老师问她的学生：“谁是世界上第一个男人”

　　“george washington,” a little boy shouted promptly.

　　一个小男孩立刻大声说：“乔治.华盛顿。”

　　“how do you make out that george washington was the first man?”asked the teacher，smiling indulgently.

　　老师带着宠溺的笑容问这个男生：“你如何证明乔治华盛顿是世界上第一个男人呢。”

　　“because,” said the little boy, “he was first in war, first in peace, and first in the hearts of his countrymen.”

　　这个男孩子说：“因为，他是第一个挑起战争，第一个主张和平，并且是第一个深得民心的人。”

　　but at this point a larger boy held up his hand. “well,” said the teacher to him, “who do you think was the first man?”

　　这时，有一个年龄稍大的.男孩子举起手来，老师问他，“你认为谁是世界第一个男人?”

　　“i don’t know what his name was, ” said the larger boy, “but i know it wasn’t george washington, ma’am, because the history book says george washington married a widow, so, of course, there must have been a man ahead of him.”

　　男孩回答说：“我不知道他的名字，但是我肯定他不是乔治华盛顿，因为历史书上说，乔治华盛顿和一个寡妇结婚了，所以在他之前，当然还有一个男的啦。”

　　drunk 醉酒

　　one day, a father and his little son were going home. at this age, the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was always asking questions. now, he asked, "what's the meaning of the word 'drunk', dad?" "well, my son," his father replied, "look, there are standing two policemen. if i regard the two policemen as four then i am drunk."

　　一天，父亲与小儿子一道回家。这个孩子正处于那种对什么事都很感兴趣的年龄，老是有提不完的问题。他向父亲发问道：“爸爸，‘醉’字是什么意思?” “唔，孩子，”父亲回答说，“你瞧那儿站着两个警察。如果我把他们看成了四个，那么我就算醉了。”

　　"but, dad," the boy said, " there's only one policeman!"

　　“可是，爸爸， ”孩子说，“那儿只有一个警察呀!”

　　Two Birds 两只鸟

　　Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?

　　老师： 这儿有两只鸟，一只是麻雀。谁能指出哪只是燕子，哪只是麻雀吗?

　　Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer.

　　学生：我指不出，但我知道答案。

　　Teacher: Please tell us.

　　老师：请说说看。

　　Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow.

　　学生：燕子旁边的就是麻雀，麻雀旁边的就是燕子。