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1、Why do witches use brooms to fly on?

　　Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy...

　　为什么女巫总是骑着扫帚飞来飞去?

　　因为吸尘器太沉...

　　

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2、What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?

　　A sand-witch

　　我们管住在海边的女巫叫什么?

　　三明治(sand沙+witch女巫=sandwitch 三明治)

　　

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3、What does the papa ghost say to his family when driving?

　　Fasten your sheet belts...

　　鬼爸爸开车的时候跟他的老婆和孩子说什么?

　　系好安全带

　　

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4、A man was sued by a woman for defamation of character. She charged that he had called her a pig. The man was found guilty and fined.

　　After the trial he asked the judge, "This means that I cannot call Mrs. Johnson a pig?"

　　The judge said that was true.

　　"Does this mean I cannot call a pig Mrs. Johnson?" the man asked.

　　The judge replied that he could indeed call a pig Mrs. Johnson with no fear of legal action.

　　The man looked directly at Mrs. Johnson and said, "Good afternoon, Mrs. Johnson."

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