英语笑话：我和老师的故事

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　　Teacher: Tom and John! Why are you late for school today?

　　老师：汤姆!约翰!你俩今天为什么迟到了!

　　Tom: Madam, I lost a one-dollar coin and was searching for it.

　　汤姆：老师，我一直在找我丢失的一美元硬币。

　　Teachear: John, what about you?

　　老师：那么你呢，约翰?

　　John: Madam, I was not able to move beacause I was hiding that coin under my feet.

　　约翰：老师，我不能动啊，我把他的硬币藏脚底下了。

英语笑话2

　　Teacher: Did your father help you with your homework?

　　老师：你父亲有没有帮着你做作业?

　　Student: No, he did it all by himself.

　　学生：没有，他是独立完成的。

　　Teacher: What are some products of the West Indies?

　　老师：西印度群岛有哪些产物?

　　Student: I don't know.

　　学生：我不晓得。

　　Teacher: Of course, you do. Where do you get sugar from?

　　老师：怎么会不知道，你每天吃的糖哪儿来的'?

　　Student: We borrow it from our neighbor.

　　学生：邻居家借的。

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