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2023-08-04 01:00:00

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  To Buy a Video 买录像机

  Amos asked his mother whether they could have a video.

  I’m afraid we can’t afford one, sighed his mother.

  But on the following day in came Amos, staggering beneath the weight of a brand-new video.

  How on earth did you pay for that? gasped his mother.

  Easy, Mum. replied Amos, I sold the television!

  艾莫斯问妈妈他们是否能买一台录像机。

  恐怕我们还买不起,妈妈叹息着说。

  可第二天当艾莫斯回来时,他摇摇晃晃地搬着一台全新的录像机。

  你究竟是哪儿来的`钱买这东西?妈妈大吃一惊,喘着气说。

  妈妈,这简单, 艾曼斯回答。我把电视机给卖了!

  I want a nightmare 想做坏梦

  Before the final examination, Tom told his mother, "Mom, I had a dream last night that I'd passed today's exam."

  "Don't trust dreams, dear. It is said what you experience in dreams usually turns out to be the opposite." Mother replied.

  "Then I do hope I'll fail the other subjects in my dream tonight," Tom said.

  在期末考试之前,汤姆告诉他的母亲:“妈妈,我昨天晚上做了一个梦,梦见我通过了今天的考试。”

  “不要相信梦,亲爱的。据说梦中的经历通常与现实相反。”妈妈答道。

  “那么,我真希望在今晚的梦中,我的其他功课都不及格。”汤姆说。

  I Taught the Teacher 我教老师

  Mother asked her little boy, Darling, what did the teacher teach you today?

  Nothing, Mum, answered the son proundly, instead, she asked me how much one plus two was, and I told her three.

  母亲问她年幼的儿子:宝贝,今天老师教了你些什么?

  儿子骄傲地说:什么都没教,妈妈。她反倒问我一加二等于几,我告诉她等于三。

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