笑得停不下来的英语笑话10则
导语：一个人的聪明才智会在幽默的谈吐中闪光，并且会深深吸引他人。下面，YJBYS小编给大家收集整理了笑得停不下来的`10则，增加幽默细胞，聪明的你一定会成为闪光点。1、 "Three retirees, each with a hearing loss, were taking a walk one fine March day. One remarked to the other, ""Windy, ain‘t it?"" ""No,"" the second man replied, ""It‘s Thursday."" And the third man chimed in, ""So am I. Let‘s have a coke."""
2、 "For the first time in many years, a an old man traveled from his rural town to the city to attend a movie. After buying his ticket, he stopped at the concession stand to purchase some popcorn. Handing the attendant $
1.50, he couldn‘t help but comment, ""The last time I came to the movies, popcorn was only 15 cents."" ......"
3、 "Seems an elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear 100%. The elderly gentleman went back in a month to the doctor and the doctor said, ""Your hearing is perfect. Your family must be really pleased that you can hear again."" ......"
4、 You Know You Live In San Francisco When ... Your co-worker tells you s/he have 8 body piercings but none are visible. When someone says TENDERLOIN - you don‘t think of steak. You think of danger. You take a bus and are shocked at 2 people carrying on a conversation in English. ......
5、 "Q: Did you hear about the Frenchman who jumped into the river in paris? A: He was declared to be in Seine.
6、Fred was saying his prayers as his father passed by his bedroom door. ""God bless Mommy, and God bless Daddy, and please make Calais the capital of France."" ""Fred,"" said his father, ""why do you want Calais to be the capital of France?"" ""Because that‘s what I wrote in my geography test!"" ......"
7、 Q: Did you hear about the new American Express Card they are issuing in Red China? A: You never leave home.
8、 "OLD BASKETBALL players never die, they just go on dribbling OLD BEEKEEpERS never die, they just buzz off OLD BIKERS never die, but they‘re hard on tires OLD BIOLOGISTS never die, they just ferment away OLD BLONDES never fade, they just dye away OLD BOOKKEEpERS never die, they just lose their figures ......"
9、 "OLD CANNERS never die, they are preserved OLD CARS never die, they just get run into the ground OLD CASHIERS never die, they just check out OLD CHAUFFEURS never die, they just lose their drive OLD CHEMISTS never die, they just do it inorganically OLD CHEMISTS never die, they just fail to react ......" 10、 "OLD CREDIT CARDS never die, they just expire OLD CRICKETERS never die, they just get bowled over OLD CRICKETERS never die, they just get smashed for six OLD DANCERS never die, they just step away OLD DAREDEVILS never die, they just get discouraged OLD DEANS never die, they just lose their faculties ......"