大学生英语幽默故事

　　大学生英语幽默故事一：

　　One evening，in the midst of dinner preparation，our 10 yearold daughter asked，“Mom my， what's puberty?”My wife was rushed at the moment，so she suggested that Peggy look up the word in the dictionary，after which they could talk about it. A few minutes later，Peggy returned.Her mother asked what the dictionary had said.“Puberty means，”announced Peggy，“the earliest age at which a girl is able to bear children.” “What do you think of that?” my wife asked. “I'm not sure，” Peggy replied.“I've always been able to bear children.It's adults I can't bear.”

　　大学生英语幽默故事二：

　　On her return from school，little Dolly，aged ten，was pulled on to her Daddy's knee，and informed that the fairies had that day brought a big surprise a little baby brother.She see med glad，and presently said： “Will you give me a stamp，daddy?I want to write and tell brother Tom.” The father was touched by this，and provided the little lass with the materials to write a letter to her brother，who was away at school.Later，curious to know how she would tell the news，he took an opportunity to read what she had writen.He received something of a shock on reading the following： “Dear Tom， “It's come off today.You've lost;it's a boy.”

　　大学生英语幽默故事三：

　　Reason of Punishment One day a little girl came home from school, and said to her mother, "Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didn't do." The mother exclaimed, "But that's terrible! I'm going to have a talk with your teacher about this! By the way, what was it that you didn't do?" The little girl replied, "My homework."