周一原创英语笑话
1、Pirate's Treasure 海盗的财富 "Ten steps from the porch(门廊) and twenty steps from the rose bushes," growled Bluebeard in Jimmy's dream one night. "There be treasure there! Aawrgh." So the next day Jimmy began to dig. He dug until the hole was deep and the dirt pile was high. He kept digging. The hole got deeper and the dirt pile got higher. He dug until the hole was deepest and the dirt pile was at its highest. He sighed. "I'm too tired. I can't dig anymore." Then he spied something... but it was only one of Woofy's bones. Instead of treasure, all Jimmy had was a dog bone, a hole, and a big pile of dirt to fill it in with. He thought "That pirate lied to me!" But when Jimmy's mother saw what he had done, she clasped(紧抱，扣紧) her hands and smiled a smile from here to Sunday. "Oh, thank you, Jimmy. I always wanted a rhododendron(杜鹃) bush planted just there. Here's $
5.00 for digging that hole."
2、Does He Bite 它咬人吗 Reggie: We have got a new dog. Would you like to come around and play with him? Ron: Well, I don't know---does he bite? Reggie: That's what I want to find out. 里基：我们又得到了一条新狗，你愿意过来和他玩一会吗? 罗恩：嗯，我不知道----它咬人吗? 里基：这正是我想要查明的。
3、I don't think I know-我不知道啊 Teacher: "John, what is the past participle of the verb to ring?" John: "What do you think it is, sir?" Teacher: "I don't think, I KNOW!" John: "I don't think I know either, sir!"‘ 老师：“John，动词ring的过去分词是什么?”。 约翰：“你想它是什么呢”? 老师：“我不用想，我知道!”。 约翰：“我想我不知道”。
4、聪明的.老太太 The smart Old Lady An old lady who was very deaf and who thought everything too dear, went into a shop and asked the shopman:' How much this stuff?' 'Seven dollars, Madam, it is very cheap.' The lady said, 'It is too much, give it to me for fourteen.' 'I did not say seventeen dollars, but seven.' 'It is still too much,' replied the old lady, 'give it to me for five.' 一位耳聋并且总是嫌东西太贵的老太太走进一家商店。 她问店员：“这东西要多少钱?” “七美元，太太，这是很便宜的。” 老太太说：“太贵了，十四美元差不多。” 店员忙说：“我没说十七美元，是七美元。” “还是太贵，”老太太说：“五美元，我就买啦。”