超搞笑的英语笑话

　　死而复生的兔子

　　This guy comes home from work one day to find his dog with the neighbors pet rabbit in his mouth. The rabbit is dead and the guy panics. He thinks the neighbors are going to hate him forever, so he takes the dirty, chewed up rabbit into the house and gives it a bath, blow dries its fur and puts the rabbit back into the cage at the neighbors house, hoping they will think it died of natural causes.

　　A few days later, the neighbor is outside and asks the guy, "Did you hear that Fluffy died?" The guy stammers(口吃，结巴) and says, "Um...no...um...what happened?" The neighbor replies, "We just found him dead in his cage one day, but the weird thing is that the day after we buried him we went outside and someone had dug him up, gave him a bath and put him back into the cage. There must be some real sick people out there!"

 

　　一天一个人下班回家，发现他的狗嘴里叼着邻居的宠物兔。兔子死了，这个人很惊慌。他想邻居一定会责备他的。于是他打扫了现场，把兔子拖进屋，给它洗了个澡，吹干兔毛。再把兔子放回邻居家的.兔笼，希望他们以为兔子是自然死亡的。

　　几天后，邻居在外面问这个人，“你知道Fluffy死了吗?”这个人觉得很尴尬，假装清白说到：“嗯，呃，没有，怎么了?”邻居说，“我们有一天发现它死在笼子里了。但奇怪的是，在我们埋葬它的第二天，有人把它挖出来了，洗了个澡，又放回了它的笼子。这附近一定有一个很神经的人。”