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2023-12-13 01:00:00

英语笑话大全爆笑对话

  笑话来源于生活,却又可以让我们的生多些欢乐、开心,现在,一起来开心爆笑下。

  大全爆笑对话篇一:丧失记忆 Amnesia

  A senile actress went to see a doctor. The doctor enquired, : "How old are you?" The actress said: "Twenty-two." So the doctor scribbled down on her case history : "Amnesia."

  一个徐娘半老的女演员去看医生,医生问:“您的'年龄?”女演员说:“22岁。”于是医生在病历上写道:“丧失记忆。”

  英语笑话大全爆笑对话篇二:兄弟般的关爱 Brotherly love

  Teacher: Cassandra, if I saw a man beating a donkey and I stopped him, what virtue would I be demonstrating?

  Cassandra: Brotherly love?

  老师:Cassandra,如果我看见有人在殴打一头驴,我制止了他,我显示出了什么美德?

  Cassabdra:兄弟般的关爱?

  英语笑话大全爆笑对话篇三:有其父必有其子 Like father, like son

  Son: Papa, what' s the meaning of " Like father, like son"?

  Father: Bastard. What another scandalous thing have you done in the school?

  儿子:爸爸,“有其父必有其子”是什么意思呀?

  父亲:狗崽子,你在学校又干什么见不得人的事啦?

  英语笑话大全爆笑对话篇四:最低分 the lowest grade

  "Professor, I did the best I could on this ****. I really don't think I deserve a zero."

  "Neither do I. But that's the lowest grade I'm allowed to give."

  学生:“教授先生,我这次考试已经竭尽全力了。我真的觉得我不应该得零蛋。”

  老师:“我也是。但是这已经是我能给的最低分了!”



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