英语笑话带翻译50词
1. On the way home after watching a ballet performance, the kindergarten teacher asked her students what they thought of it. The smallest girl in the class said she wished the dancers were taller so that they would not have to stand on their toes all the time. 在观看完芭蕾舞表演回家的路上，幼儿园老师问学生的观后感。班上最小的女孩说，她希望舞蹈演员可以长得更高一点儿，那么他们就不用整天踮着脚尖了。
2. Mother asked her little boy, Darling, what did the teacher teach you today Nothing, Mum, answered the son proundly, instead, she asked me how much one plus two was, and I told her three. 母亲问她年幼的儿子：宝贝，今天老师教了你些什么? 儿子骄傲地说：什么都没教，妈妈。她反倒问我一加二等于几，我告诉她等于三。
3. Before the final examination, Tom told his mother, "Mom, I had a dream last night that I'd passed today's exam." "Don't trust dreams, dear. It is said what you experience in dreams usually turns out to be the opposite." Mother replied. "Then I do hope I'll fail the other subjects in my dream tonight," Tom said. 在期末考试之前，汤姆告诉他的母亲：“妈妈，我昨天晚上做了一个梦，梦见我通过了今天的考试。” “不要相信梦，亲爱的'。据说梦中的经历通常与现实相反。”妈妈答道。 “那么，我真希望在今晚的梦中，我的其他功课都不及格。”汤姆说。
4. A small boy leading a donkey passed by an Army camp. A couple of soldiers wanted to have some fun with the lad(少年，小伙子) . What are you holding onto your brother so tight for, sonny asked one of them. So he won't join the army, the youngster replied without blinking an eye. 一个小男孩牵着头驴子穿过部队营房。两名士兵想跟小家伙开个玩笑：小孩，你把你哥哥牵得这么紧干什么? 这样，他就不会去参军了。小家伙眼都不眨地回答道。
5. Returning from a golf outing(远足，短途旅行) , my husband was greeted at the door by Sara, our four-year-old daughter. Daddy, who won the golf game You or Uncle Richie Uncle Richie and I don't play golf to win, my husband hedged(避免作正面答复) . We just play to have fun. Undaunted, Sare said, Okay, Daddy, who had more fun 丈夫打完高尔夫球回来，我们四岁的女儿莎拉在门口迎了上去。爸爸，谁赢了高尔夫球比赛，是你还是理查叔叔? 我和理查叔叔打高尔夫球不是为赢，丈夫推诿说。我们打球只是为了好玩而已。 莎拉毫不气馁，又问：那么，爸爸，谁觉得更好玩呢?